12 NIGHTS (or W.T.F?)

By John Topliff

‘Twelve Nights or WTF?’ tells the story of Horsina Pilton, a rich, successful businesswoman, desperately lovesick for the dishy film actor Oliver De Tabloids who is holed up in the penthouse suite of the Mancia Pilton Hotel. Access to Oliver is jealously guarded by his overbearing PA, Malcolm Fabrese and Oliver is moving to Hollywood in twelve days’ time to work on his next movie. Meanwhile, Oliver’s boozy, spendthrift Aunt, Tia Maria is also trying to get access to Oliver in order to marry him off to her air-headed Valley Girl protégé Andrea Palemuscht.

Things are not going well though and Andrea is about to call it a day, leaving Tia Maria without funding for her liquid lunches. The arrival of illegal immigrant twins Sebastian and Viola only adds to the complications as Horsina sends Sebastian (disguised as Sebrina) to woo Oliver on her behalf, with hilarious and disturbing consequences for everybody.

Original Cast:

Sophie Anne Ellicott as Horsina Pilton

Louise Wilson as Tia Maria and Antonia Cruz

Tony Charnock as Malcolm Fabrese

Sophie Toland as Viola and Andrea Palemuscht

Daniel Brotherton as Sebastian/Sebrina

Charlie Colquhoun as Oliver De Tabloids

Written and Directed by John Topliff and Gina T. Frost.

Music written and arranged by John Topliff and Gina T. Frost.

First Performed at the Three Minute Theatre (3MT) Manchester in December 2014